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ASK ME AGAIN IN THE SPRING

By J. O.

You ask my impressions of Harvard

Of Conant and Crimson and Coop?

My reactions to learning

Mid Radcliffe girls burning

To conquer some ready-cooked stupe?

And my thoughts on returning

To college, still yearning

To find my just place in each group?

Well, it's said that knowledge is power

Yet that power tends to corrupt--

Should this venture prove waste

At least I'll be chaste

Or is my reply too abrupt?

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