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Chris Robin Rueter in Dutch with Poohmen

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Ten Yardlings, a missionary from the Divinity School, and a Milne enthusiast from the Green-Forest more widely known as Radcliffe gathered in Grays Hall yesterday afternoon to brew some Pooh which splattered on such diverse personalities as Charles W. Duhig '29, assistant dean of the College, and Glover Rueter '46, dean of a local humor society.

The congregation of Tiggers, Rabbits, Wols, and piglets agreed under strictest absence of parliamentary procedure, since they cannot Bear voting, that they would pursue their literary communion without the protective aegis of the University Hall Pooseum or Rueter, who was retroactively impeached from his post of Christopher Robin of the Poohs.

In line with an "accentuate the positive" attitude, Cliffe dwellers were declared eligible for membership.

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