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Radcliffe Counts Its Ballots, Preities Pick Pines' Puzzler

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After weeks of delaying actions, false starts, and recounts, Radcliffe literateurs paused last night, carefully eyed their thesauri, and prepared to launch their now properly garbed slick. The entry of Law Student James Pines--Jimmy to the literary world--had emerged from pink, beribboned Annex ballot boxes to win an attenuated contest for naming the embryo literary magazine spawned by Miss Irene Tinker, Radcliffe '49.

Spurned by discerning voters were such obvious misnomers as "Lit," "The Blaze," "Sassi," and "Chrysalis." Pines won two tickets to a Boston show, a date with the first feminine subscriber to the magazine, and a free subscription for himself.

The prize-winner: "Radditudes."

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