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Crimson Sleuths Nip 'Poon Guy Fawkes Plot in Bloom

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Frustration of a gigantic Lampoon plot to undermine and blow up the CRIMSON building on Gay Fawkes Day was disclosed last night by the Executive Board of the still-hibernating undergraduate daily.

Scratchings heard on quiet summer nights and marked inactivity around the visible parts of the "Poonsters' haunts led to the discovery of the tunnel, which was at the point of completion. Routed from his position with minimal losses, the "Poon, in the red-faced words of O. J. Zwoncus, ocC. said, "Hot, isn't it?" The Crime will use Lampy's tunnel for reconversion in its heating plan.

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