Poon Killers Out To Trounce "Cliffe

Rooling along at a smooth pace after trouncing a flabby Lampoon nine by a rollicking score of 23 to 2, a stellar squad from 14 Plympton, Street is leveling its maces to concede to topple the Radcliffe News.

Unwlling to concede that the CRIMSON a undoubtedly the best baseball team Dick Harlow ever coached, the 'Cliffe dwellers, still smarting from their recent defeat in a race along the Charles, will attempt to prove the superiority of the weaker sex in a madcap jamboree, now scheduled for next Wednesday.

Better Than Prohibition

Halled by all observers as the most significant event since prohibition, this angle is expected to draw a crowd of celebrities surpassing that of the Lampoon rout. Bill Cunningham, ace Herald sports reporter, wired his regrets and said that he could not come but would send his pet Yale man as a representative.

Public opinion at this point seems, as always, to favor the underdog, and leading figures all over the Chahles Rivab Coastline were issuing statement hoping that the News could avoid a slaughter running perhaps as high as 22 to 2.

Dangling Females

Tragic though the situation appear for Radcliffe, many of the leading national figures will be hanging out the window of the maze of buildings surrounding the 'Cliffe quadrangle as a host of female take the field to meet their inevitable doom at the hands of Crime, the 'Pox Killer