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Hu Flung Flings 'Em

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Harassed Hu Flung Huey launched into one of his periodic Fritts of confidence yesterday. UnCowened by tales of terrible Tufts, he Fishered in his pocket and produced a pleasant prediction: "Have Hartman!" he protested when one of his satellites said he Feldmanly had the better team, "Swegan win spite Tufts Fostering a Gale. When the crowd Rohrs, we'll Pierce pay dirt and hold our Owens. But Dewy lost Irwin, we'll massacre the Manleymen. We'll Fabergast them, we'll Flynnish them. Triumph will Tennant this town tonight and two Beers says twill be:

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