Kingsized Smoke Backfires As Lowell Gets Last Puff

Double enjoyment was the keynote as a weed-shortage frustrate, whose name must forever remain buried in oblivion and the records of the Cambridge Fire Department, blossomed forth in Lowell House Saturday night with an ingenious scheme for getting more smoke out of a smoke.

Ingredients: one cigarette smoked down to the burned finger stage, one pile rubbish, loose papers preferred, and a good healthy H entry updraft.

Grasp butt lightly but firmly between thumb and third finger, stand back, aim, and let fire. The demonstration brought excellent results: two ladder cars, three engines, one rescue truck, twenty Cambridge firemen, and 300 feet of good Cambridge hose.