Hu Flung Huey Flings 'Em

"I have Pierced the occult, I have Pennatrated the future," proclaimed the Sage of the Age. "I say Swegan Cowen the Elis, LeBartsity will crush the Faberites, no need to be scared O'Leary of that Yale team, we Foster no pessimism here. These pusillanimous petrels who say that the Eli-Scanelliminate our team. Overlock the facts. 'Allen all,' they say "They'll probably put us through the Miller knock us higher than the Miellke Way. We've been playing in Fritts and starts all season.' 'GOdell,' I tell them, 'I still have Hoopes.'" He started to Walkerway.

"You can quote me on this," he added over his shoulder. "Dakos of victory may come high, but with Jawn and Harlow together again, we'll pull it out 14 to 6."