Packard Sees Sectionwomen As Latest Thing in History 1

"That thud you just heard was John Harvard toppling out of his chair," declared Sidney R. Packard, visiting lecturer in History, as Clio, the smiling muse of his calling, gave the old boy a nudge to make way for two more of her sinister sex.

Females, for the first time, have penetrated the section meetings of History 1 in the fair forms of Miss Edith Pratt and Miss Lenore O'Boyle, who between them will instruct three Harvard classes. The History 1 Syllabus now covers events from the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire to the Decline and Fall of the Dominant Male.