Pythagoras, Pin-up Girl Deny Slanders of Crimson Menace

Indignant juvenile delinquents of both male and female gender have poured forth their wayward wrath upon Freshman cynic Donald S. Rugoff, who read Life Magazine's recent pictorial essay on the gloriously wholesome American teen-age girl and wrote to the editor venomously suggesting that he had been looking at our young girlhood through "rose-colored glasses," and urging him to take a soulful glance at the pick-ups in Times Square and Boston Common.

Since his break into print, Rugoff has spent lecherous leisure scanning letters from bobby-soxers of Manhattan and points west who prove through the Pythagorean theorem that Virtue Victorious will be our next national anthem.