Frosh Theme Boners Reveal Keen Insight, Deep Minds

All's not dull for English teachers, and if you don't believe it, consider, one Freshman instructor's collection of such sage observations as one rookie's "facts is what compromises a law book," and another's eloquent assertion in his English A theme that "the greatest contentment a young doctor can have is to give birth to his first baby."

The startling revelations reveal keen insight:

"Dr. Johnson, among his other writings translated Shakespeare's works into English." Or, "The modern student does not wish to go to war; he wishes this maddening dispute could be settled by peaceful coercion."