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Scooters Here, Shorts There, He's Back Again, By Golly

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Remember the little rebel from '47 who went knocking about the Yard on a tricycle a while back, the boy said he couldn't be beat. And almost proved it.

This time he tried scooters. We don't know what happened, but when last seen the little rebel was still jouncing along, but nobody saw him get the axe.

Victory or no, the fiendish Freshman wanted to add insult to injury. So, strictly from nonconformity, he donned a pair of shorts. His barelegged strides may have brought ohs and ahs from the Radcliffe girls but the only noticeable Yard Cop comment was "ahem!" plus a quick nab for "indecent exposure." So it was defeat again, but the little man still has a few more tricks up, his sleeve, just you wait.

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