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It'll be cocktails to diapers in one easy jump for the patriotic Radcliffe homebodies who have volunteered to give up the joys of the gay, mad Cambridge night life in favor of a quiet evening in somebody else's home.
The idea is that if you have a baby on your hands who cramps your style, the newly created mothers' aides society will take care of the little brat all evening for two bits an hour.
The girls are reputed to be wizards with the broom and mop and guarantee to make any Navy household shipshape. Unfortunately, however, the service is thus far limited to Navy wives.
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