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A short is a short,

And an open is an open,

But an open is a short,

At Harvard, but don't get

Me wrong because, I love

Harvard.

You can play a game of

Golf on a chart,

And look up something

On the chart, if you

Know where to look

On the chart that shows

You where to look on the

Chart of the chart,

Of the chart, of the chart,

At Harvard, but don't get

Me wrong because, I love

Harvard.

You're an impedance;

Looking at an impedance,

Through an impedance,

That isn't there, because,

Quite clearly now, clearly

Now., clearly now,

It never was,

At Harvard, but don't get.

Me wrong because I love

Harvard.

More dramatically now,

You see the light at last

That lights because it's

In the field of that which

Isn't there because it is

There, while it shouldn't

be there but is,

At Harvard, but don't get

Me wrong, because, I love

Harvard.

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