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The big event of the week will be the ASOTS dance at the Hotel Continental in Cambridge. This promises to be a terrific affair. Partly the reason is that all the boys will be out to forget exams and grades. More important is the fact that the Faculty will be in attendance; it is expected that the Mickey Finns will flow like Vodka.
The affair will be a completely democratic affair. Even married men and captains will be allowed to attend. However, since the married men are expected to bring their wives, it is believed that many of them will attend the Pop Concert.
The date committee for the dance consists of Captain Gregory, Lt. Rose, Lt. Steed and the terrible three Lts. Stamm, Stark, and Stabler.
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