ENSIGN FISH

Ensign Fish marched into class, Brimful of knowledge beaming, The Instructor handed out the quiz, The lad thought he was dreaming.

This can't be true he cried to me This quiz is most unfair. I got last month's from Company T But saw none of these questions there.

But alas and alack, and sad to relate Misfortune did him befall. His grade in the quiz was one point eight And now he's in study hall. Percy Ingerman, Ens., Co. C.