House Turns to Hot-Rhythm As Shubert Flees Dunster

Leading a posse into every nook and cranny of Dunster House yesterday in a secret room-by-room investigation, Eugene C. Benyas '43, Dunster music librarian, sought meticulously for several albums of Victoria records discovered missing from the library record cases.

The records were all classical. Records stolen from Stanley Rich '45 and Jonathan B. Wittenberg '45 at Winthrop House were also classical. Recstolen two days before in the same House worth some $60 were also classical. Records stolen from Lowell House on January 28 were also classical, as were the several volumes reported missing by "Archy" of Adams several months ago.

And while this classical theft goes on and on and librarians mutter occultly, button, button, who's got the button, several janitors recommend that men keep their doors locked when they leave their rooms, and play their Schubert in a dark closet.