Lampy Produces Great Guest Of Honor as Girl Complains

Not that we're going to divulge any trade secrets, but it's already out that Paul Robeson is the guest of honor at the Advocate punch And the honorable masters of Bow Street swore they wouldn't be outdone, and, as it's an old Lampoon tradition, we hear that the Poonsters have done it again.

Girl we know wanted to know for weeks wherethehell her Lampoon was. We smiled, that being right up our alley, and told her to leave it to us, that we'd take care of it. She did. We did. And the Lampoon came out, just as planned.

So, again, on Saturday night, the Poonsters have secretly let us in on the dope. They, too, have a guest. They, too, are not to be outdone. For their guest of honor is, unlike Robeson, well known. He's the famous music critic: Chauncy Rushton Skaekle, the 3rd.