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At long last hideousness will come into its own this Monday evening when the acute problem of whether an ugly man exists at Harvard will be settled for all futurity by Miss Constance Moore, star of stage and screen.
If the unfortunate individual can be found, he will receive, as compensation for his face, a free ticket to the dance and a golden opportunity to flaunt his gruesome visage in the company of several glamorous Powers Models.
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