Husband Seeks Student to "Keep My Wife Company"

A gentleman called up the Information office yesterday. "Could you send me a companion for my wife?" he asked. "I am forced to go away on etxended business trips pretty frequently, and she gets so lonely that I thought you might be able to provide someone to wile away the long hours."

Although somewhat surprised, officials began to run through their lists of available students, but were checked and relieved when it developed that the man thought he was talking to Radcliffe.