Hardy Swimmer Succors Mil Sci Lad in Rescue of Cap

Relaxing after the ardours of the review just passed, a Mil Sci man, whose name has not been revealed for four of giving information to the enemy, was unlucky enough to lose his cap off the Weld Boat House dock in the middle of the quarter to six rush hour yesterday afternoon.

His frantic stabs with a 12-foot oar to retrieve the elusive bit of Government properly were unavailing, and to the moans of the assembled multitudes, the chapeau sank into the Charles' murky depths.

At this point young Lochinvar, barging in from a south-westerly direction and clad only in a chic pair of close fitting black bathing trunks, splashed into the arena and emerged after several pseudo surface dives, with the salvaged headgear.