500 Skirted Seniors May Lighten Crimson Skies Soon

Five hundred skirted Seniors of Stephens Junior College for Women at Columbia, Missouri, are rumored to be planning an invasion of Harvard as arousing as the fabled Martian attack and as irresistable as Professor Merk's westward movement, threatening to disrupt completely College routine.

An essential part of a Senior's curriculum, the annual "field trip," said to be set for the first week in March, will carry the entire class by train, troop movements allowing, from the heart of the Ozarks to Boston.

Lowell House dining hall, seat of the whispered rumor, was filled last night with reports of past outings of the Stephens' girls sweeping such spots as Hollywood like a plague of locusts.