BEER WILL FLOW LIKE WATER WHEN CRIMSON ASPIRANTS MEET TONIGHT

A CRIMSON busy competition will not guarantee you a commission in the army supply corps or an executive position in the OCD but it will teach you a few things you will not learn in History 1.

There is the usual running of copy, collecting bills soliciting ads, and in general learning that the foot-in-the-door technique went out when the strip tease came in. You will also learn where Scollay Square is.

Besides learning that Park Street is not the only subway stop in Boston, candidates will amaze themselves with the cleverness of the world in general. Psych A does not teach all the answers. The average business man knows a few tricks any student will find worth while.

All in all, a CRIMSON Busy Board competition will make an excellent fifth course, which will cover sales and advertising technique, and 7 lab periods a week in business experience. You will also find it an excellent way to fill in those gaps between sections, lectures, labs, and weekends.

At any rate, we hope you will take the time to guzzle beer with us tonight and perhaps we can make a little business deal. We are also open to suggestion at various other hours.