Conditioning Class Misses Workout, But Gets Credit

Hundreds strong the College's weary conditionees marched up the Indoor Athletic Building stairs, dreading the half hour of stomach muscle workout which Lyle Clarke had dished up for them.

They all signed in, even the long line of lowly Freshmen. But there was no room for the health seeking multitude. Big stands has been set up for people to watch the Varsity win its umphty-umphd victory.

Only a hundred men could get a chance to strain their abdomens, Conditioner Clarke said. Immediately the plaintive cries rang out from the multitude, but all was well, "Go home," said Clarke, you'll get credit anyway. And so the awe-stricken students field out, unhealthy but happy.