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Busy School Ward Heelers Use Prune-Face as Symbol

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Taking their Business School training in the best Pappy O'Daniel tradition, two lupine B-Schoolers have disguised their political ambitions under a sheepskin of comic strip humanitarianism in organizing their "Take the Wrinkles Out of Prune Face's Face" Committee, but so far their leveling best has been fruitless and they are no closer to their goal of election to the B-School Association.

The two amateur Mickey Sullivans, Hermann E. Howard 3G.B, and Edward Mikrut 2G.B. have no doubts but that their polished campaign will be successful, but admit a serious handicap in that their drive has no such euphonious name as the "Lowell Mole Patrol." "But Prune Face is the most sensational character since the Mile was put away," they insist. They best they've thought of is "Make a Plum of Prune Face." In any case, they think they've found the golden apple, and Dick Tracy will make everything peachy.

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