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Harvard Quietly Resolves Anti-Palestinian Discrimination Complaint With Ed. Department
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Following Dining Hall Crowds, Harvard College Won’t Say Whether It Tracked Wintersession Move-Ins
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Harvard Outsources Program to Identify Descendants of Those Enslaved by University Affiliates, Lays Off Internal Staff
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Harvard Medical School Cancels Class Session With Gazan Patients, Calling It One-Sided
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Garber Privately Tells Faculty That Harvard Must Rethink Messaging After GOP Victory
Every Freshman with a nose for news--that olfactory commodity which characterizes every good reporter--will be welcome at the resplendent CRIMSON building at 7:30 o'clock tomorrow night, when the News Board opens its second competition of the year.
News candidates get to know Cambridge and the University grounds as well as a Yard cop; they can enter Deans' offices without trembling; the magic word "CRIMSON candidate" will be an open sesame to such forbidden portals as the Navy smokers and the Old Howard dressing rooms.
Draft news, as well as inside dope on all the reserves, is available first hand to News Board candidates, who are given the privilege of hobnobbing with such celebrities as Hu Flung Husy, the Zwenci, and lunchball Featherstenbaush, and of competing for a place on an organization whose past members include President Roosevelt, President Conout, and Engene O'Neill.
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