Crimson griddErs fiLe teeth pREparing for TiGer MeAt

Two titans of touch will meet this afternoon when an undefeated and united CRIMSON squad gurgles back at the challenging members of the "Princetonian," crusading daily from New Jersey. An unsullied, pure, clean, perfect record is at stake for the knife-witted hooligans of Plympton Street, and a mighty machine is prepared to defend it. The score should be 23 to 2.

Starring speedy take-it-back Van Vort and his own reverse-it-all play, the Crimeditors will rely on minute timing and blindspot precision blocking. Months of practice have molded a powerful outfit, and the linetypes already clink merrily with a victory tune.