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SAGE SAYS 'ODELL WITH PENN, BINGHAM ON!'

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ.

"Welsh, I wonDurwood Penn lend us a few players," wheezed the Sage of the Age. "Gee, what I'd Gifford a Bitler of talent. What a Gudaitis to play! Kuczynski's quite the Kidner, but we should have him Cummings and going before the afternoon is over, if not dying froMunger."

"Kane's a sweet back, but Waters will dissolve sugar, and I've Comeford a prediction. I can't underStannard why Penn is favored; with a little Guild and a Stiff passing attack, we should Teal off against the Quaker Line." Harvard 13  Pennsylvania 13

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