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SAGE SAYS 'ODELL WITH PENN, BINGHAM ON!'

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"Kane's a sweet back, but Waters will dissolve sugar, and I've Comeford a prediction. I can't underStannard why Penn is favored; with a little Guild and a Stiff passing attack, we should Teal off against the Quaker Line." Harvard 13  Pennsylvania 13

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