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A flood of acceptances rained on the CRIMSON from South Hadley yesterday as Mount Holyoke's dumber but more beautiful damsels finally caught on to the full implications of the editors' invitation to "Share Our Showers."

One letter written in rhymed couplets, lambic tetrameter, accepted in poetry, referring to the scribes of Cambridge's Great Breakfast Table Daily as "Sir Galahads," and "Crimson Guardians of Dirty Damsels in Distress."

"We'd gladly come with towels and soap

If with transportation you will cope,"

the poem concluded.

Reliable sources from the Stronghold of Journalism indicated that a mass migration from South Hadley to Cambridge might be expected over the weekend if the transporting editors could find South Hadley.

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