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Sally "Had Fun" But Fears Boys Were Shocked at Tales

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"I really had fun at the Smoker this year," cooed Sally Rand as she lolled in her dressing room between shows at the Latin Quarter last night. "I didn't try to be serious this time; I just had fun."

Doffing her slippers for comfort but keeping on her negligee for safety, she demonstrated to three eager CRIMSON reporters the intricacies of the tango and the modern waltz. "That boy who danced with me out at Harvard was pretty good," she confessed.

Miss Rand's chief concern seemed to be lest any of the Freshmen had been shocked by her stories. "Yes, there was a double entendre," she admitted. "Of course, I don't know anything about sex except what I read."

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