Yardling Dons Armor, Gets Ready For Mars Invasion

"I'm preparing for the invasion from Mars," said Lewis J. Vorhaus '44 as he walked into the Union yesterday noon wearing the dress of a Roman centurion with armored vest, sword and helmet.

"The invasion is inevitable," remarked Vorhaus. "Recent developments definitely show that the Martians will have a greater rocket fleet than all other forces combined. I suggest that Hitler and England form a coalition government and prepare for the worst."

Vorhaus found little case in eating his dinner. "I ought to have a vest that bends, yet can't be pierced. A can of oil would come in handy, too," he concluded. "This thing squeaks something awful."