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The Funsters' Bike Club has been in training for weeks in preparation for the exhaustive 90-mile bike race to Smith. The training has consisted of a thorough study of the road map to Northampton, so that no cyclist will lose his way and his energy on a blind road. The second phase of the intensive training begins soon and consists of lining up six Smith girls who will be expected to provide six free meals to each contestant. Just before the race the Funsters will fill themselves with beer so that none will be tempted to touch the evil liquor and impair his chances while the race is under way. As a consolation prize, the last man to pump his way into the town of a thousand temptations will be given 15 pounds of tobacco by the Smoker's Den, the theory being that the last man in will have have broken training most and consequently given most business to the Den.