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The stands will be full of cheering crowds and the players will be full when the Crime meets the 'Poon at Soldiers Field this afternoon in their traditional game of baseball. A costume tea party in honor of the Ibis will be held in the 14 Plympton Sanctum Sanctorum at 2:30 o'clock, an hour before game-time. Thence and thenceforward the rivals will proceed via the Ibister's Transport System, especially provided for the occasion.

The lineup: CRIMSON  LAMPY Dammann, ss  C. Zwoncus, p Klaw, exprxy  A.W. Zwoneus, c Robbins, prxy  S.Q. Zwoneus, off Conant, prxy  W.R. Zwoncus, off Roosevelt, fhrer  Persevere, off Margot, c  O.U.R. Chair, msng Keith, hsbnd  X. Cabot Moskin, sctry  Y. Lowell Ibis, qtrback  Z. God

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