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When last year's shy-but-rich Yardlings started a C.O.D. date bureau in collaboration with a similar Radcliffe organization, it was only mildly dangerous to free competition. No protesting unions sprang up on either side of Mass Avenue.
Now, however, the International Club has carried the idea into unprecedented heights of specialization. They will have their middle-man arrange for love on a racial basis. White Russians can now get dates with White Russians; Tibetans with Tibetans; Republicans with Republicans.
Specifications which used to run: "Blond; blue-eyed; thirty-four inch hips; thirteen inch ankles; twenty-twenty eyes"-will now change to "Give me a Hindu, and make it a Brahmin."
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