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"Harvards" Outdo "Yales" Over The British Coast

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Great Britain has given the titles "North American Harvard" and "North American Yale" to two of the most recent trainers transferred from the United States, according to a newly-arrived edition of "Flight," a British avlation magazine.

Naturally enough, Harvard's name, sake is far superior to Yale's in every department. It is slightly larger and heavier, has a celling 6000 feet higher, has 70 horsepower more, and is 36 miles an hour faster than the Yale brand. Furthermore, the Harvard wheels are retractable, whereas the Eli underpinning is rigid.

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