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"Darling, it was absolutely chicsy," ecstatically exclaimed ballerina Tatiana Riabouchinska as she left the Advocate's swank party, held in honor of her and her colleagues, Tamara Touvanova and the glamorous, beautiful, and attractive Irina Baronova.

The three stars of the Ballet Russe, after discussing everything from Chekov to Chico Marx with the sheiks of the Bow Street magazine and their friends, were initiated as honorary daughters of Mother Advocate by president Marvin Barrett '42. The last personage to be initiated as an honorary member of the board was President Conant.

Barrett spent most of his time squiring Mile. Riabouchinska, while R. Bowden Broadwater '42, Pegasus, resplendent in the latest thing in tweeds--a semi-knee length imported effect with turned-back cuffs (yes, actually, my dear!)--greeted all the guests. The seductive Mlle. Baronova devoted most of her attention to an editor of the CRIMSON.

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