BALLERINAS DISAPPOINTED AS CHICLE CHOKES BROADWATER

Dame Rumor raced swiftly through the Yard last night spreading far and wide a false story that Mother Advocate's simply divine party, scheduled for this afternoon, was to be called off because R. Bowden Broadwater '42, Pegasus and patron of the ballet, had swallowed his chewing gum.

Broadwater did swallow his gum, he chokedly admitted last night, and will probably be unable to attend the extravaganza, which is being held in honor of Miles. Irina Baronova, Tamara Toumanova, and Tatiana Riabouchinska in the Bow Street chambers of the magazine.

However, Marvin Barrett '42, president, indicated last night, the part "must" go on, because "the intelligentsia will be absolutely desolate if it doesn't." Barrett was called away from the interview to help apply brandy in large doses to Broadwater in an attempt to dissolve the pernicious chicle.