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Whole Lowell Mole Patrol Joins Axis, Aids Burrower

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Their herculean hero burrowing for his life beneath the ground, a new power joined the Aid the Mole Axis as Lowell House interventionists last night announced the formation of a Lowell Mole Patrol.

While elder partner Adams wrung its collective hands over the horrible fate facing the Mole, a host of famed detectives and seekers of the right added their weighty names to the membership rolls of the latest chapter of the fast-spreading movement.

A blazing poster urged all patriotic Bellboy defenders of freedom and democracy to "Join the Lowell Mole Patrol. Lowell must enroll as a whole in the Mole Patrol to save Mole's Soul. All aid to Adams. All Dole to Mole, (short of cash.) Write to Chester Gould Today !!"

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