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Meeting in an Adams House darkroom last night, a hastily-organized group of worried Sophomore Gold Coasters known as the K.M.H.C. (Keep the Mole in the Hole Committee) discussed plans for a new "Mole Raid Shelter" to be built in the bowels of Westmorely.
Hearing of the organization's efforts, George "Oily" Kuhn, head of the Mole First Committee, bellowed last night, "They're just afraid of the Mole. They don't want to get throat trouble like Duke got!"
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