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"We waz robbed" was the way one shapely miss from Sargent School expressed her feelings last night as approximately 30 of the phys-ed majors tried vainly to seek admittance into the-pool of the Indoor Athletic Building.
"Just when we take an extra special one-thirty permission to go swimming in the Harvard pool, we find the building dark and the doors locked," complained a disgruntled friend.
University officials could not be reached last night for an explanation of the phenomenon, but it is rumored that the regular Monday evening swimming periods for women are not scheduled to start until next week.
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