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Hue and Cry Over Huey; Harvard 14, Princeton 0

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

PRINCETON, N. J.--Discovered ensconced in a remote corner of the Palmer Stadium press box by the night watchman, Hu Flung Huey, Harvard undergraduate, gained the dubious distinction of being the first Cantabridgian thrown out of Tigertown.

Huey, whom authorities discovered had been in the Stadium since early Tuesday afternoon, was escorted to the gate muttering dire threats against the Bengal eleven "We'll murder you bums 14 to 0," he spluttered. Notre Dame 20  Army 7 Temple 14  Boston College 7 Colgate 7  Holy Cross 0 Cornell 21  Columbia 6 Fordham 14  Purdue 0 Navy 7  Penn 0 Brown 14  Yale 7 Nebraska 14  Kansas State 0 Tennessee 20  L.S.U. 7 Texas 24  So Methodist 13 California 7  UC.L.A. 0

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