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PRINCETON, N. J.--Discovered ensconced in a remote corner of the Palmer Stadium press box by the night watchman, Hu Flung Huey, Harvard undergraduate, gained the dubious distinction of being the first Cantabridgian thrown out of Tigertown.
Huey, whom authorities discovered had been in the Stadium since early Tuesday afternoon, was escorted to the gate muttering dire threats against the Bengal eleven "We'll murder you bums 14 to 0," he spluttered.
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