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ZIMMERMAN OR SHINE CRIME BATS OUT A HIGHBALL OR TWO

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ.

Richardson the mound for lampy, while W. R. Zwonkas Sisson the Bench. Meanwhile that Pollak with a Bowle knife will Cutler throat of E. P. Zwonkas Jester see the Crimson over all (blood of course).

West is West, but Ibis will get Agoos just the same. Some say Marsh Dyer will enter Doerr Edwards he's such a Haviladd. I guess EOK Zwonkas will Putnam more Clarktails down; he's shifting to Ballantine's. Here it is; just one Tyng after another, and all this Klawing by B. G., Zwonkas will Gilbert unless he stops Horning in on all the flies-he calls them birdies. Some one Sobin him up.

All I see is Robbins-that's right twenty-three white ones out front and two black ones behind... now don't be Peddie for Huey Brooks no argument. Dammann it. I only Read the signs, so I go out on a Shortledge and predict 23-3 for the Crimson and a small but precious prize for any one who can work in Zimmerman.

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