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VIOLENT PRESS CAMPAIGN TO HERALD CRIMSON BLITZKRIEG

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Plans for a medium-size blitzkrieg on Wellesley were formulated last night as the CRIMSON Flotilla held its initial organizational meeting. It was decided that this particular blitzkrieg would be the kind heralded by a violent press attack against the prospective victim; the campaign will begin next week with a flaming denunciation of the mistreatment of Harvard minorities within the Wellesley campus.

Communique No. 2 issued yesterday by the Commodore reads as follows: "Secrecy is an important pre-requisite to our expedition but, confidentially, we hope to turn that old Wellesley flank."

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