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"BRING THE PIGEON," ADVISES CRIME HEAD IN RE PUNCHEON

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"Post hoc ergo propter hoe" will be the cry this morning after the Battling Scribes of 14 Plympton Street, champions to these many years of the Inter-Journalistic Simon Pure Touch Football League, meet the lowly kittens of the Princetonian in the field of combat. All editors are requested to turn out for the game in Dave Colter's office at 10 o'clock.

A small celebration of the well-earned CRIMSON victory is on the docket. The C. A. A., with R. D. (Pittsburg Dick) Edwards as honorary chairman pro tempore, has matters well in hand. The time is twelve noon on the dot, and pass the word along.

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