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"GREEN & BEAR IT; HARVARD 6, DARTMOUTH 0," HUEY HINTS

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"The Dartmouth hand may be Kearney, but there's Norton weeks about the team," opined You Foo Too.

"You Blaik my heart," said Hu Flung Huey, "and if you don't shut up I'll take it our on your Heiden leave you to push up the Daceys."

"Lee me alone, I hate you like Pearson. The Dartmouths are tough and quick on the Krieger."

'It'll be Harvard 6, Dartmouth 0," prognosticated the Sage.

"Kelly on," said You Foo Too.

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