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CRIME MEETS DAILY DARTMOUTH TODAY; WET FIELD PREDICTED

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Renewing a three hundred year old rivalry, the CRIMSON touch football aggregation will tangle with a strong conglomeration wearing the Chartreuse Green of the Daily Dartmouth this afternoon on Soldiers Field.

Replying to charges by Robert W. Harvey, the Papooses' chieftain, that Cambridge's Breakfast Table daily is resorting to subsidization, Wily Willy Tyng, the One Man Blitzkrieg of Plympton Street, stated proudly last night, "It ain't true; we're a tight little organization. The Crime never pays."

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