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BUNNIES BOOST BABSON, FIGHT SINNIN' AT COCKTAIL PARTIES

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With "Vat 69 or Fight" as their campaign slogan, several serious-minded youths in Leverett House are initiating a vigorous campaign for the election of prohibitionist Babson as President of these United States.

Locally they will agitate against "drinkin' and sinnin'" at football weekend cocktail parties, the Bunnies said, claiming that their movement was 'already "sweeping Leverett like wildfire." In the international sphere they propose to aid China by national prohibition, which will naturally increase consumption of Chinese tea.

"We'll make Harvard's undergraduates as dry as its lecture halls," they confidently predicted. "No third drink--vote for Babson!"

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