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"SCOTCH AND SELTZER FOR ME & MICHIGAN by 20 POINTS"--SAGE

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"Stop Helden behind that beard. Don't you Evashevski?" asked You Foo Too.

"What's Smeja with you? Sukup your guts and don't Bosza with any of your cheap sarcasm," retorted Hu Flung Huey.

"If the shoe Fritz..." said his chum.

"That's no Shwayder talk," quipped Hu. "As a football prognosticator you'd be good at the keystone Czak. Laine any bets on the Crimson Saturday? Don't MacKinney rash predictions, now."

"The Thomas come for me to Kohl it quits on forecasts. Where the hell is Michigan?"

"Harvard it be to say John 0, Harmon 20?" queried the Sage of the Age.

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