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Sabotage!
At a late hour last night, no evidence of a Christian World branch at Harvard had been found, nor had any personnel tie-up between the University community and the "revolutionary maniacs" in New York and Boston been disclosed.
However, one quarter reported seeing a publicity-shy gentleman named Edgar J. Dies following two members of the Maintenance Department who were armed with suspicious implements of violence: two shovels and a rake.
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