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JOHNS HARVARD PUTS FULTON OF SOLTZ ON BULLDOG'S TAIL

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Whoa Bessel! Holt your bosses. Wood you Alter your plans so there'll be no Stahl'n around? You'd Lovett? Oh Kaye but no fair to Heckel and no Hazen. Make it even Stevens.

A Hoye! Look at that guy he sure is Lupien from top many Tom, Collins. Tomorrow will be no Love-day for him.

As Huey hands in his Keyes to the pitcher's box he propitiously prognosticates Harvard'll bring home the Bacon 7 to 8. Wanna bet? Yeh Jubitz on the Crimson be says--Bunty he may be wrong. Hu nose

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